1. Notes: 6 / 2 years ago  from erospainter
   

   erospainter:

   That men may not be God’s gift to the woman, confirmed these allegations …

   Why cucumbers are better than men

   1. Cucumbers stay hard for a week

   2. I’ve never seen a cucumber under 8 inches

   3. A cucumber does not mind if you find yourself another cucumber

   4. You do not wash the cucumber for it to taste good

   5. A cucumber leaves no cold, wet spots

   6. A cucumber never expect to get it as it will

   7. When the cucumber up your drawers, throw it

   8. You can have more than a cucumber every night, without getting a guilt

   9. You can take a cucumber in a public place

   10. Cucumbers do not care how long it takes before you arrive.

   11. A cucumber is always ready when you are

   12. A cucumber never has a headache

   13. A cucumber does not attempt to take revenge

   14. You can cut off the tip, without having to worry about ending up in court

    

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